Also in the christmas time
It is good to have a rhyme

Author: Horst Winkler

Poems for Christmas

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Funny Poems about Santa Claus

Dear Santa, they say you’re a man
Who always does the best he can
But when I look at what I’ve got
It does not seem to be a lot
And when I see what rich guys get
Next time you better swap instead

Author: Horst Winkler


Dear Santa Claus, your bag is small
And it’s not heavy, not at all
But I don’t mind as you can see
An iPhone is enough for me

Author: Horst Winkler


No one really can deny
Santa is a busy guy
But if he won’t come to you
It’s allowed for you to boo

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Christmas holidays are great
You can blame them for your weight

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If Santa Claus brings very much
Maybe it’s good to stay in touch

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Dear Santa Claus, your belly’s big
Your bag is not that size
But if there are some bucks for me
It would be very nice

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If Santa Claus is coming late
It is not up to you to wait
Don’t open, if the bell should chime
For he should learn to be in time

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You know I am a humble guy
My modesty it makes me shy
But let me tell you one thing straight
A smart phone would be really great

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Santa Claus did not stop by
All the children start to cry
I am sure he missed the place
’cause he has no GPS

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Dear Santa Claus, your coat is red
And it’s the colour of your hat
But if your nose looks just the same
You drank too much and that’s a shame

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A Boy’s Dream

Dear Santa Claus, my biggest plea:
A list of naughty girls for me

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If Santa wears a leisure suit
You better look for substitute

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If Santa Claus ignores your wishes
You should not throw at him some dishes

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If Santa comes with dirty shoes
The proper house wife’s not amuzed

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If Santa rides a horse today
There are some issues with the sleigh

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Dear Santa are you kidding me?
The things you bring are not for free
To get them I’ve to be so nice
I ’m wond’ring if they’re worth that price

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Dear Santa Claus, you good old man
You know, that I’m your biggest fan
Come in and let me ease your load
I know it’s heavy on the road
To carry all these things around
But now you’re lucky, ’cause you found
A helpful hand of someone who
Would take this burden now from you

Author: Horst Winkler


Dear Santa Claus, my favorite guy
I'm sure, you will not pass me by
'cause otherwise I will reveal
To all the children: You're not real

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Waiting For Santa Claus

Snow falls gently only the ground
Dawn is coming near
Children’s heartbeats make a sound
You can almost hear

And their eyes are shining bright
Filled with so much joy
They hope Santa Claus tonight
Brings a brandnew toy

Author: Horst Winkler


I don’t mind if it is cold
Like it was in days of old
And if there’s a lot of snow
Don’t you think it should be so?

It makes christmas feelings strong
Before Santa comes along

Author: Horst Winkler


Funny poem about Santa Claus

Santa Claus upon his sleigh
Certainly is on his way
If he comes to you quite late
Talk to him, don’t be afraid

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Dear Santa Claus don’t pass me by
You know, that very hard I try
To be a nice child ev’ry day
So stop on by, don’t go away

Author: Horst Winkler


Santa Claus I trust in you
Santa, make my dreams come true
Bring the things I’ve missed so bad
Make a good child more than glad

Author: Horst Winkler


Wish List 2020

My wish list for christmas is short as can be
I want something that is important to me
All persons in office ignoring the facts
Should finally shut up and try to relax

Author: Horst Winkler


Funny version of a christmas song

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingles ev’ryday
What a torture when you hear and you can’t run away...

Author: Horst Winkler


Strange Christmas

If a christmas bunny comes
And puts eggs under your tree
I must say you celebrate
Christmas really kind of free

Author: Horst Winkler


If there is no christmas candle
It is not a real scandal
But if there’s no gift at all
The enthusiasm will be small

Author: Horst Winkler


Only a short time

Christmas feelings everywhere
Everybody seems to care
And is nice to everyone
But these days will soon be gone

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If the christmas tree is burning
It is time to be concerning
If you don’t put water on
Christmas feelings will be gone

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Ev’rywhere there is a light
In the Christmas holidays
Will it make some brains more bright
To end up their hateful ways?

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Dangerous Season

The Christmas time is dangerous
’cause people love to eat
They better should ensure themselves
That they can see their feet

Author: Horst Winkler


Holidays are really fine
If you can effort to dine
But the X-mas thing just sucks
If there is a lack of bucks

Author: Horst Winkler


Saying for Christmas
(with general meaning)

No one can conduct the choir
If the christmas tree’s on fire

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If you have a credit line
Ev’rything will work out fine
If you’re running out of bucks
Christmas bustle really sucks

Author: Horst Winkler


A snowman in the living room
Will find a very aqueous tomb
The fridge with a wide opened door
Can’t really help him anymore

So the conclusion is for you
Not all your wishes can come true

Author: Horst Winkler


Season’s Greetings

The year is coming to an end
It was a kind of special blend
We hope it was not too much rough
But anyway- let’s stay just tough

Author: Horst Winkler


Let me send these season’s greetings
With best wishes to you all
May the holidays be brilliant
And the sorrows only small

Author: Horst Winkler


A gentle sound is in the air
It seems, you hear it everywhere
It is like distant chimes are ringing
Or maybe someone’s softly singing
Of love and peace for everyone
Instead of superficial fun

Author: Horst Winkler


The holidays will come now soon
And everywhere you’ll hear a tune
Of harmony and love and peace
As if the many fights would cease

But though we hear displeasing news
Just let us overcome the blues
And summon strength in quiet days
In many fine and pleasant ways

With our loved ones very near
We will be shifting down a gear
Before this year becomes a new
Best wishes for that time to you!

Author: Horst Winkler


Everyone’s friendly and suddenly nice
But I can tell you it’s not a surprise
It’s because Christmas and not their true core
After these days will be war like before

Author: Horst Winkler


The christmas time is very near
And ev’rywhere you have to hear
The songs they play since who knows when
And when they’re through the start again

Author: Horst Winkler

With Corona

Singing chorals loud and clear
With some people very near
And with ev’ry joyful song
Maybe Covid sings along

Author: Horst Winkler


If he’s not wearing any mask
Dear Santa, you should dare to ask
Have you’ve been tested just today?
And if he’s not send him away

Author: Horst Winkler


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