Also in the christmas time
It is good to have a rhyme

Author: Horst Winkler

Poems for Christmas

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Funny Poems about Santa Claus

Dear Santa, they say, youīre a man
Who always does the best he can
But when I look at what Iīve got
It does not seem to be a lot
And when I see what rich guys get
Next time you better swap instead

Author: Horst Winkler


Dear Santa Claus, your bag is small
And itīs not heavy, not at all
But I donīt mind as you can see
A smart phone is enough for me

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Only a short time

Christmas feelings everywhere
Everybody seems to care
And is nice to everyone
But these days will soon be gone

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If Santa Claus brings very much
Maybe itīs good to stay in touch

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Dear Santa Claus, your bellyīs big
Your bag is not that size
But if there are some bucks for me
It would be very nice

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If Santa Claus is coming late
It is not up to you to wait
Donīt open, if the bell should chime
For he should learn to be in time

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Santa Claus did not stop by
All the children start to cry
I am sure he missed the place
īcause he has no GPS

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Dear Santa Claus, your coat is red
And itīs the colour of your hat
But if your nose looks just the same
You drank too much and thatīs a shame

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If Santa wears a leisure suit
You better look for substitute

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If Santa Claus ignores your wishes
You should not throw upon him dishes

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Dear Santa are you kidding me?
The things you bring are not for free
To get them Iīve to be so nice
I īm wondīring if theyīre worth that price

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Dear Santa Claus, you good old man
You know, that Iīm your biggest fan
Come in and let me ease your load
I know itīs heavy on the road
To carry all these things around
But now youīre lucky, īcause you found
A helpful hand of someone who
Would take this burden now from you

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Dear Santa Claus, my favorite guy
I'm sure, you will not pass me by
'cause otherwise I will reveal
To all the children: You're not real

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Waiting For Santa Claus

Snow falls gently only the ground
Dawn is coming near
Childrenīs heartbeats make a sound
You can almost hear

And their eyes are shining bright
Filled with so much joy
They hope Santa Claus tonight
Brings a brandnew toy

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Funny poem about Santa Claus

Santa Claus upon his sleigh
Certainly is on his way
If he comes to you quite late
Talk to him, donīt be afraid

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Dear Santa Claus donīt pass me by
You know, that very hard I try
To be a nice child evīry day
So stop on by, donīt go away

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Santa Claus I trust in you
Santa, make my dreams come true
Bring the things Iīve missed so bad
Make a good child more than glad

Author: Horst Winkler


Funny version of a christmas song

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingles evīryday
What a torture when you hear and you canīt run away...

Author: Horst Winkler


Strange Christmas

If a christmas bunny comes
And hangs eggs upon your tree
I must say you celebrate
Christmas really kind of free

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Dangerous Season

The Christmas time is dangerous
īcause people love to eat
They better should ensure themselves
That they can see their feet

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Seasonīs Greetings

Let me send these seasonīs greetings
With best wishes to you all
May the holidays be brilliant
And the sorrows only small

Author: Horst Winkler


The holidays will come now soon
And everywhere you'll hear a tune
Of harmony and love and peace
As if the many fights would cease

But though we hear displeasing news
Just let us overcome the blues
And summon strength in quiet days
In many fine and pleasant ways

With our loved ones very near
We will be shifting down a gear
Before this year becomes a new
Best wishes for that time to you!

Author: Horst Winkler


The christmas time is very near
And evīrywhere you have to hear
The songs they play since who knows when
And when theyīre through the start again

Author: Horst Winkler


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