There are occasions for invitations
If you are bright, you use this site
Author: Horst Winkler

Wordings for funny
DIY invitations

poem


Birthday
(sayings, good wishes, congratulations)


Christmas

Wedding

Good-bye

Confirmation

Thank you

If there is a special date
That you want to celebrate
And you search for inspirations
For some funny invitations
If you’re running out of time
Here you’ll find a little rhyme
You can use it to invite
And it’s gonna be all right

Author: Horst Winkler

Here are some free samples, which you can use for private purposes,
for instance this short rhyming invitation:

Don’t leave for places far away
There is a day, when you should stay
You’d miss my party otherwise
If you don’t mind, please memorize:

(data of time and location)

Author: Horst Winkler


Funny Invitation to a Birthday Party

My birthday comes, I though it trough
I can affort something to chew
Some beverage quite tasty, too

So come around, if you don’t mind
Give me an answer, be so kind

Author: Horst Winkler


Invitations To A Party

Hey, come on, it’s partytime
And I use this little rhyme
Just to tell you: You’re invited
I will really be delighted
If you come to join us then
Here’s the data- where and when:

(data of time and location)
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A reason to party is easy to find
And there is a special one now in my mind
So let’s come together to have a good drink
And if it’s one more, you don’t mind, I think

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Invitation to a cool party

There will be a revelry
And I guess that it will be
Very cool but kind of loud
Come and see what it ’s about

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Funny invitation for an after work party

Parties are the spice of life
After working nine to five
And if you agree with me
I will offer more than tea

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Short Invitations

Let’s enjoy the days we’re here
Let us celebrate
An occasion’s coming near
Notify the date

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For dinner

Based on my weight I am a sinner
I’m always ready for a dinner
And if you also like to dine
I would invite you. Drop a line

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For a business dinner
(at the office)

Festivities with food and fun
They don’t take place on ev’ry day
Here is good news: We ordered one
Would you take part, what do you say?

Author: Horst Winkler


Another short Invite

From time to time we should unite
Let’s party till the morning light
And if you are still free that night
Just take this as a kind invite

Author: Horst Winkler


I’m feeling fit from head to toe
Not different like some years ago
And still I love to celebrate
Would you please notify the date

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This message goes to east and west
To north and south and all the rest
There’ll be a party, be my guest
To make you feel good is my quest

Author: Horst Winkler


Baby Shower

You know her, you love her, you care for her, too
She will have a baby. I’ll give you a clue
The showering party (I hope, you’ll take part)
Will help the young mother to have a good start

Author: Horst Winkler


Invitation to a Wedding

We want to spend our lives together
In pleasant times and stormy weather
And plan a party for our friends
It starts at 8, but when it ends
We just don’t know and we don’t care
We strongly hope to see you there

Author: Horst Winkler


Short Invite for a Wedding

We are sure, there is no doubt
Nothing left to think about
Mark the day and keep it free
Join our wedding company

Author: Horst Winkler


Poem for a Wedding Invitation
(A happy bride-to-be invites)

The right one is so hard to find
Because he has to please the mind
He must be faithful, nice and smart
And really touch the very heart
I’ve found him now and I’m so glad
He is the best, I’ve ever had
I’m happy, what more can I say?
Please join us on our wedding day

Author: Horst Winkler


Invitation to a Silver Wedding

Ev’ryday we shared our life
Five times five

Caring man and loving wife
Five times five

Also fair in ev’ry strife
Five times five

Always trying to find a rhyme
Five times five years of our time

And we think, this is at least
A good reason for a feast

Author: Horst Winkler


Soon there’ll be a certain date
And I would appreciate
If you join me celebrating
’cause alone it’s too frustrating

Author: Horst Winkler


Verse For An Invitation To A Farewell Party

According to custom when someone will leave
He would not go in the night like a thief
If he wants to look straight in everyone’s eye
He should throw a party to say his good-bye

Author: Horst Winkler


Would you care for a libation
And accept my invitation
To a little celebration
This is not an obligation
But the hopeful expactation
Of a little conversation
Maybe also contemplation
Or some kind of stimulation
But at least some relaxation
Is in my imagination
An attractive inspiration

Here’s the time and the location:

Send me please some information
Just about participation

Author: Horst Winkler


A little funny poem to someone, who tries to hide on the birthday

The spotlight shines upon you
Don’t even try to hide
There is no place to run to
It would not be polite
’cause many here around you
Would like to wish you luck
They would not like to hound you
If you’d prefer to duck

Author: Horst Winkler


Funny Poems For An Invitation To A Birthhday Party

A certain day is coming near
And what I feel- it is not fear
But I’m amazed a little bit
Although I’m feeling young and fit
There is that number, big and round
That comes to strike me with one bound

But anyway- it’s my delight
For it is you that I invite

Author: Horst Winkler


It’s not a really reason to cheer
That soon I’ll finish another year
But if you come and stand by my side
Then I’ll enjoy the party that night

Author: Horst Winkler


Invitation to a little child’s birthday

The time goes on, the day is near
When our child has one more year
(S)He is so very proud to know
And very much (s)he’d like to show
All of the things that (s)he can do
Impatiently (s)he waits for you

For any questions just feel free
To ask and call immediately

Author: Horst Winkler


General Invitation

Will you pay attention please
I don’t really want to tease
But there is a certain date
That I’d like to celebrate

Could you note just where and when
I’d be glad to see you then

Author: Horst Winkler


Invitation to a good-bye party when someone will retire

You know I will retire now
I can’t believe it anyhow
Will I really leave this place
Stay at home and change my pace?
Help me please to realize
Maybe you’ve got some advice
How to spend my time all day
Do you think I overplay?
Would you please just come and see
If you have some tips for me?

Author: Horst Winkler


Invitation To A Jubilee

Soon I’ll have a jubilee
You are one, I’d like to see
With a partner or alone
Write a message, use the phone
Tell me: Will I see your face
When my little feast takes place?

Author: Horst Winkler


Invitation to a barbecue

I’d like to spend some time with you
We’ll have a little barbecue
And drink a glass of wine or beer
I think, you’ll like the atmosphere
A special day I want to face
I hope to see you at my place

Author: Horst Winkler


Invitation to an opening of a business

Attempting just an opening
I hope, it works out fine
Each business is a special thing
Some fail, I hope not mine

But optimistically I
Will start this enterprise
And kindly I invite hereby
Will you please memorize:

Author: Horst Winkler

If you sent your invitation cards to everybody, you would like to invite, an important part of your preparations is done. But you know. that this is only the beginning. You have to order a location and fix the menue. Eating is the greatest thing in life for some people, maybe drinking for others (I don’t hope so). Once you managed this, you think farther: Can you offer your guests of the party something, that they will remember for a long time? A funny speech or another little performance would be a nice memory for all of you. Good luck to you finding ideas for a special act.

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